The New School Prayer (Stupid MySpace Bulletin Board Post)April 27, 2008 at 6:16 pm | Posted in Christians Post the Stupidest Stuff on MySpace | Leave a comment
I see bulletin board posts from Christians that really get under my skin sometimes. If they don’t get under my skin, they just make me think, wow that person is stupid. I don’t know why they fell the need to pass this stuff on. When I get these I usually want comment, but I bet they will delete me as their friend. So I thought putting them here and making fun of them would be better. I have a new category now, it’s called “Christians Post the Stupidest Stuff on MySpace.”
Here is the first one. It called “THE NEW SCHOOL PRAYER.” This is so stupid. I don’t know why they get upset about not being able to read the holey bible or not being able to have the school lead them in prayer. It seems they just like to bitch and moan.
THE NEW SCHOOL PRAYER Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule. For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed. No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So God, please listen when I cannot speak, And hold my hand through school, all week.